When you are going through something so painful that you are screaming for a medic bag like Dallas from the video game Payday.
*walks on a lego*
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"
*alarm clock rings at 6 a.m on winter*
"AAAAAAAARGH, I'M DYING ! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"
*alarm clock rings at 6 a.m on winter*
"AAAAAAAARGH, I'M DYING ! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"
by DallasIsDown February 04, 2018
When you combat someone’s roast with a better roast and the squad backs up your superiority over the inferior roaster.
Mike: hey guys, I don’t think I can come tonight
Billy: Haha, that’s what all the girls you sleep with say
Mike: well it’s definitely not what your girlfriend was saying last night...
*wild cheers throughout squad*
Bro: whoa billy, need some ICE for that BURN?!
Billy: Haha, that’s what all the girls you sleep with say
Mike: well it’s definitely not what your girlfriend was saying last night...
*wild cheers throughout squad*
Bro: whoa billy, need some ICE for that BURN?!
by 69hoebo March 03, 2018
shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.
by stronkscorbunny December 16, 2021
Thoughts of people, animals or inanimate objects when, without context, they seem to suddenly decide go their own way as if to go help its siblings, family, tribe, etc.
It can optionally be preceded by: "I must go! My people need me!"
It can optionally be preceded by: "I must go! My people need me!"
Situation: A truck is rolling down the highway and a wheel suddenly breaks loose and goes its own way.
Wheel thoughts: "I must go! My people need me!"
Wheel thoughts: "I must go! My people need me!"
by MarvinParanoAndroid January 22, 2019
by ilovefries4life March 06, 2016
"i need some poon" basically means "i need some sexual intercourse" or "i need some poonani".
the word: poon- refers to a woman's vagina.
the word: poon- refers to a woman's vagina.
made mainstream by the movie: 'the 40 year old virgin',
where the drunken and sexually frustrated main character is in a bar surrounded by available women and states i need some poon...and gets no reply.
where the drunken and sexually frustrated main character is in a bar surrounded by available women and states i need some poon...and gets no reply.
by G.j.H July 07, 2008
a bit like that metaloaf song...two outta three.....
"i want u,
i need you,
but there's just no way i'm ever gonna love you u
now don't be sad, two outta three ain't bad."
u fit, u nice, u ain't my fit...fook arf"..
"i want u,
i need you,
but there's just no way i'm ever gonna love you u
now don't be sad, two outta three ain't bad."
u fit, u nice, u ain't my fit...fook arf"..
e.g. the fact that u keep telling me i am nowhere as sexy as HER yet i'm less moral. my fucking bass never cheated on me.....fuck u , ur momma 2 and yer daddy!"
by dj vixxxen March 20, 2004