Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."

Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).

by QuacksO February 1, 2023

Sylas Murphy

Literally the most indecisive man on the whole planet, makes plans a week before and cancels at the last second. Has long hair and a bodacious ass, practically lives for motor cross. He finds all his tech from the Walmart dumpster, don’t even try playing a game on his computer because it’s practically a calculator.

(Sylas Murphy rides in on his Harley Davidson motor cycle, hair flowing ass jiggling)
Sylas:”Has anybody seen my Samsung?”

by SYLMAN September 27, 2022

Murphy

An overall amazing friend/girlfriend she always has your back and is very pretty.

I love hanging out with Murphy, she’s amazing

by Notanapple23 November 22, 2018

Murphy Table

A table that is installed on a wall and folds out like a Murphy bed.

You see? My new murphy table allows me to have a lot more room here!

by PabloREVVED May 6, 2018

Murphy's Law of Accessibility

Refers to the infuriating situation of something you need's usually being at the bottom of a pile, at the back of a drawer/shelf, etc.

I have a 2--vertical-layers-deep stack of plastic totes for storing my DVD-collection, arranged in alphabetical order. It's often the case that the disc I want to watch has a title that is near the end of the alphabet, though, and so I hafta laboriously remove all da rest of da crates to access the very back/bottom box... yep, a classic case of Murphy's Law of Accessibility!

by QuacksO October 13, 2018

headdie murphy

The act receiving oral gratification in an Irish bar bathroom.

How’d it go last night?
Dude, We got drunk at McCray’s Pub and she ended up giving me a headdie murphy!

by CKP Team November 13, 2019

Wet Murphy

When one falls in the Balimore harbor, and then fcks someone with “harbor cock”.

Dude, I feel so bad.. I wet Murphy’d her… she knew I was in there too!

Don’t tell ANYONE, but I got wet Murphied.. I already made an appointment with Dr. Dan.

by Dirty Dimen November 7, 2021