Melon

maddie, emo, autistic

"maddie you melon"

by Yourmumshousexx September 23, 2021

Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a Melon Baller to remove an eyeball when preparing to Skull Fuck someone's orbital socket.

I was Melon Balling some whiny bitch but she never saw me coming.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025

Winter Melon

A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls frozen melons at Zombies, slowing them down as well as dealing huge damage at a distance. Also an upgrade plant for the Melon-pult in PvZ1.

Also called Winter Melon-Pult.

"1 Winter Melon on every lane can make the Zombies move 50% slower most of the time, as well as making my Cob Cannon strategy insanely OP because of this support plant."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Melon

Someone who is dumb or stupid

You absolute melon Timothy

by Crumpfartmaster June 8, 2021

G’d your melon

Phrase used when you trick someone into believing a lie. Sorta like saying SIKE bitch

Him: I really see myself marrying you...

Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???

Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!

by Melly Rich June 5, 2021

Shark melon cup

Fierce and sweet in a nice cup size package

"man, that game was shark melon cup, sigma!"

by BbopDinosaurRoar August 2, 2024

Melon

Bobbie

Your such a melon

by anonymous November 17, 2022