a 14 year old, his mom drives a Toyota 4runner. Kind of social, but gets annoyed fast. Do not anger him! Loves to play videogames. Once you get to know him, he is a sweet young pup. Will make your day and be a great friend for the rest of your life. Get you a Landon
Person 1: I need something in my life
Person 2: I got myself a Landon
Person 1 : How do I get that?
Person 2: you have to suck my dick!
Person 2: I got myself a Landon
Person 1 : How do I get that?
Person 2: you have to suck my dick!
by AlexHymasArizonaMormon November 24, 2021

The alpha male of the pack just by using his words. He is the hottest, most attractive guy in the friend group. most likely blonde, 5'4, called the weakling of the friend group even though he will be 6'4. A natural baddie, with a big booty.
by MrRupley February 27, 2023

Landon’s are usually annoying jerks that some how still have a heart somewhere in them. They act cold but are secretly weak for cheesy stuff and are fun to be around. You might want to punch them in the face, but don’t; you don’t want to get on their bad side. If you find a landon keep them, or drop them I don’t really care.
by Oikawa’s wife June 7, 2021

landon also known as skinwalker is a person who can take the shape of any animal if seen be careful scent can gas out any life
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