Jordan

A giant twat bag, the one no-one wants to be mates with as they smell like dog shit, look like something a baby just puked, and dresses like a five year old. Tends to stay in a lot playing video games.

Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.

Person 1: That person is such a Jordan.
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS

Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*

by ILikeCatsAlot December 29, 2010

Jordan

The biggest slut working at popeyes that will fuck anything with a dick. She doesnt care if they have a girlfriend and shes normally a super bitch. watch out for tramps like these.

Hey, who's that Sucking Julia's boyfriend's dick?

... Oh wait, thats probably Jordan.

by boats_and_hoez22 October 5, 2011

jordan

A really annoying, ugly, stupid, bitchy person who everyone hates

Damn, I hate that girl. Shes such a Jordan

by ieaph April 22, 2011

Jordan

Its a country in the middle east next to izreal Palestine,iraq,saudi arabia, syria, and its home to one of the world's 7 wonder, Petra.

I took a vacation to visit petra thats in Jordan

by Shark007 June 27, 2018

Jordan

An extremely annoying, angry and obsessive person. Hates to be told he’s wrong and thinks the world is against him. Has a huge nose and often likes fake black music (e.g childish gamdini). Usually has one comeback, that being shit up and gets upset about almost everything. Often falls in love with a girl and then becomes obsessed. Don’t break a Jordan’s heart, you’ll never hear the end of it...

Oh no... Jordan’s coming...

by Mow-Lester October 31, 2019

Jordan

The wild jordan can often be found getting his ass eaten out by blake campbell. He is super dumb and cant even correctly copy of my paper. Sometimes he gets caught looking at sammy springers tight asscheeks and tries to conceal his boner.

Dude that guy needs to stop looking at that girl with a tight ass.

yeah what a Jordan.

by ugh2 May 5, 2017

Jordan

Jordan, shes a beautiful amazing wonderful human. But she's a cheater(watch out for that). She's very beautiful, sexy, and down for whatever. She will smoke yo smoke so yeah she cool. She doesn't like most but when she does she absolutely loves them. She talks to too many guys while y'all are dating. She's unfaithful, but damn she's beautiful.

Guy 1: you know Jordan

Guy 2: ya, y'all are dating right

Guy 1: not anymore she cheated on me

by N!GGA July 1, 2018