November 2nd

Its national show your chest day!

Guy: show me your chest/abs!
Girl: what?
Guy: its November 2nd!

Girl: oh, I forgot!

by Official dictionarian guy November 2, 2022

2nd hand drunk

The feeling I got after watching Skeppy's drunk stream.

"Oh my god I'm getting 2nd hand drunk!"
"Are you watching Skeppy's drunk stream?"
"Yeah."

by Pingspoofing shrimp January 31, 2021

February 2nd

Harry Styles’ birthday

Harry Styles was born on February 2nd.

by syb_dpv October 8, 2022

December 2nd

December 2nd is National Skip School Day!! Participate by skipping school that day

Imma miss school on December 2nd

by ManBaby134 October 30, 2019

December 2nd

every day on this year send a screenshot of the most cringe thing your friend has said in a huge groupchat

“yo today is December 2nd”
“okay so?”
“remember that one time you said ___ and it was really cringey”
“fuck you”

by thefortniteincident December 2, 2023

September 2nd

National Dry Hump day is September 2nd

Its National Dry Hump Day on September 2nd

by Heyyy251673 September 1, 2021

2nd grade art project

When you cum on a girls back or stomach, throw glitter on it, and then slap it. It’s quite a mess and leaves your hands and fingers stickier than a public bathrooms floor.

Last night I made a 2nd grade art project on Heather’s back. She’s still cleaning off the canvas.

by TunaCan February 17, 2024