february 14

the day when your parents/ friends who are taken give u one pathetic piece of chocolate from their whole box they got from their s/o and u feel single asf

person: hi mum
mum: hi kiddo, oh you didnt get any presents for february 14. here have one of these chocolates your mama got for me ** hands most disgusting flavour of the pack **
person: gee thanks mum

by that gay slice of mouldy bread February 6, 2022

February 14

National Vangel day!!

National vangel day celebrates the connection between valentina and angel. TRUE LOVE!

what day is it?
February 14... WHY?
"ITS NATIONAL VANGEL DAY"
OMG YAY

by anonymous February 13, 2022

April 14

Fuck your friend day

Show ur friends some love by doing the deed

Matt : I’m going to fuck Vanessa my friend because it’s April 14th

by Hardy12 April 11, 2022

April 14

National kiss a homie day. Kiss a homie you’ve known since elementary school

It’s April 14 let’s kiss

by Zenomorphusis April 13, 2022

April 14

April 14th is National ask your crush out day! Don’t be scared and just do it!

Boy: hey wanna go out?
Girl:yes! That was random
Boy:Well it’s April 14th

by Pretzels 123 April 13, 2022

April 14

If today is April 14th this is your chance to get a free titties pic.

Boy: send me a tittie pic
Girl: I will tomorrow
Boy: but it’s April 14th
Girl: ugh ok

by Iliketoeatbooty April 14, 2022

Sconto 14

A Mexican Cholo that fucks dudes as a ¨Hobby¨ and acts white

Ayyyyyy quit being a gringo and get your shit together gay boy. omes is like an Elsconto 14

by Sconto14 April 19, 2022