October 14

Let Zach grab or smack your ass day. A day we’re no one is safe

It’s October 14 I gotta smack your ass

October 14 by Diamondminer69 October 13, 2019

October 13 & April 14 

The days in which two lazy bitches began walking this earth.

October 13 & April 14 are the two days of the year when bitches be triflin.

October 13 & April 14 by Vigilant Eyes November 5, 2019

October 14

No underwear day

Tomorrow is October 14
U know what that means? No underwear day !

October 14 by A human 𝚖𝚢𝚊𝚜𝚜23 October 12, 2019

1/14/04 

A day of tragedy.

The day GOATSE was taken from us forever.

1/14/O4 NEVER FORGET.

A sad day/

1/14/04 by SAD MAN January 20, 2004

December 14

National suck your boyfriends dick day. Go give him some good head... even if it’s your first time, you got this girl

Her: hey do u know what day it is
Him: um December 14?
Her: yea it’s national suck dick day!
Him: you thinking what I’m thinking?
Her: ofc

December 14 by Big bitties 123 December 11, 2019

Rule 3.14 

Similar to Rule 34 and 88
If it exists there is, or will be pie of it.

J: I feel like pie.
K: Okay, cherry pie? Apple?
J: No, I feel like... J pie.
K: okay, here, step into this pie tin and put this cream on yer head. J ala Pie. You've been Rule 3.14'd.

Rule 3.14 by Korana February 4, 2009

December 14

National Call your crush and tell them you hate them

I’m going to call Eric because he rejected me so I’m going to let out my anger on December 14

December 14 by Nationalgeographicluis October 27, 2019