north carolina hot pocket

When you shit and throw up into a girls vagina and then stuff a vibrator in there and then have sex while she’s wearing a turtle neck sweatshirt.

Sorry I couldn’t come to the party i was giving Brittany a North Carolina hot pocket

by Cock over 9000 February 20, 2021

alabama hot pocket

when two people of the same relation (preferably cousins) do sexual acts with eachother and then proceed to shit in one and others mouth

Emma: yes now let’s shit

Dave: ok but don’t tell our mom
Emma: strum me off you stupid taliban

Sanjeet Parakesh: allahuackbar

Sanjeet Parakesh: you guys alabama hot pocket

by woah really that’s sick tbf December 14, 2019

south carolina hot pocket

When you take a phone put it in a girls Vigina then call the phone when it's on vibrate

South Carolina hot pocket

by Gdgnhdvnk January 29, 2014

puerto rican hot pocket

Taking a shart in a latina vaginia

Ruieza just let me make a puerto rican hot pocket last night! Dude, nice!

by Mr_Fister89 February 10, 2015

San Francisco Hot Pocket

When a gay man decides to take a shit, freezes it so it can be handled, and proceeds to use it as a dildo with his partner.

That San Francisco hot pocket was amazing last night! Until it started to melt...

by Jax478 October 1, 2009

Hot pocket maker 3000

Made by george foreman, used to make hot pockets. cannot be found on google.

Ryan: You don't have a hot pocket maker 3000 made by george foreman.
Jenn: Oh well I'll just go google and get one.

But Jenn was mistaken.

by hawtpawkeetz. February 5, 2009

i dropped my hot pocket

When you get scared af

I thought I saw a ghost and I dropped my hot pocket

by Just that average guy February 14, 2017