Union Card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.
My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.
by Teamster954 March 26, 2021
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The French Union

A group of French kids who play soccer and don’t take any other sport seriously.
Yo Josh, did you see the French union in gym class today?

Yeah, they only took soccer seriously
by TheWheelOfTruth April 25, 2020
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