to leave church

to go to the bathroom to take a shit

I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!

by kurapikakafka May 6, 2021

leaving to college

Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.

"I can't wait til I'm leaving to college! It's gonna be awesome, bro!"

by ThatGuy2016 December 15, 2011

muddy leaves

When boobs sag so much they might as well be touching the ground.

Bro 1: Bro look at those muddy leaves!
Bro 2: I know bro they're disgusting!

by School Shooter Supereme August 9, 2016

Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”

I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure

by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021

your dad didn't leave you

unrealistic

your dad didn't leave you
what???????????????????//

by very cool swing set November 24, 2024

pa-leave

To ask someone to Politely to leave or Please leave

Keith walks out of his room and says word of the day is pa-leave PLEASE LEAVE

by Baby Dru November 20, 2021

Explosive leaving

Exiting while combusting.

Sometimes when you do not talk to your microwave properly it engages in explosive leaving.

by Chresse Zacrums September 12, 2016