by Kink __master__ June 6, 2020
Get the FLOOP POPmug. The ultimate musical sacrilege.
Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.
It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.
It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.
This is Pop Music.
Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.
It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.
It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.
This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
by Some Guy in the Tavern October 11, 2023
Get the Pop Musicmug. by China chubs February 28, 2019
Get the Lolly pop syndromemug. To smoke a mega popper, like theres big poppers but than theres MEGA poppers and thats a Fat pop
Popper = Snip of Tobacco & Stamps of Cannabis
Popper = Snip of Tobacco & Stamps of Cannabis
"Eh bud lets go rip a fat pop in a bit "
"That was the fattest pop i've ever taken"
"Garbage is here if you needa yack, that was a mega"
"That was the fattest pop i've ever taken"
"Garbage is here if you needa yack, that was a mega"
by Magumba_State January 14, 2021
Get the Rip A Fat Popmug. I have met somebody known as the American pop singer today, and she used to wear bows!
Who?
Not gonna tell you…
Who?
Not gonna tell you…
by thecharacterwannie May 30, 2023
Get the American pop singermug. 1. Im going to pop you if you fail me bitch.
2. If you don't marry me I'm going to go pop your mom.
3.I love being a because all i do is pop other gangster.
2. If you don't marry me I'm going to go pop your mom.
3.I love being a because all i do is pop other gangster.
by StudentandHater December 3, 2010
Get the popmug. by Tone bandz June 4, 2023
Get the Poppedmug.