Rotten meat

The act of ejaculating inside your partner's hole (any) and then proceeding to slurp/suck the semen off your partner's hole.

"Yeah dude, I for real ate this girl's rotten meat."

by incisionedturtle09 January 5, 2024

Mr. Meat Pull

An insult used for people who masturbate.

“A guy in the stall next to me was jacking off while I was taking a shit! I was stuck with Mr. Meat Pull for like 10 minutes”

by Tenzei February 14, 2022

Meat pie

When someone takes a shit whilst doing anal.

Damn Finn meat pied me last night, it was sick.

by Pastasauce.123 February 20, 2018

Possible Meat

Meatless-less meat, also known as regular meat.

BK Customer: Can I have a possible meat burger?
Tortured Drive-Thru employee: Did you mean Impossible Burger, sir?
BK Customer: no, I want a regular burger if thats possible.
Annoyed Tortured Drive-Thru employee: Fuck you!!

by IMPOSSIBLESALAD December 25, 2021

Meat tent

A girl who is trying to get your attention and flashes her massive clam at you then you realize that its so huge that camel toe or moose knuckle is way to small to call this thing but then realize its as big as a circus tent so you call it a meat tent.

She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

tony meat

The penis of a man who beats off to murder porn.

Jake's tony meat is very raw since the day he discovered murder porn.

by Rena Billy October 28, 2013

meat nibbles

When two dudes chow down on another dudes nipples.

"Nah, they aren't hungry. They were with Sean earlier eating his meat nibbles."

by Spedracr15 August 13, 2015