Like, oh my god

Mean that something, whatever it is, is very extreme.. and girls tend to say it way too much in those high school movies..

Jessi: "Hey Amy, did you hear that mike stabbed James and turned to hulk then smashed his head and ate his insides and scratched his face?"
Amy: "Oh.. really?"
Jessi: "Yeah you should've seen his face it was SO UGLY, like, oh my god!!!!"

by Im all secret like oh my god!! May 15, 2019

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."

by Defining shift May 26, 2018

God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen

Who is god? God is Jake!

by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021

god getting even

Natural consequences to stupid behavior

“I tripped over my shoes that I didn’t put away”

“That’s God getting even with you”

by Mike Whittaked January 13, 2023

Drip God

Jiyan Pillai

YOOOOO DRIP GOD JIYAN!!!!!

by CHEEZEMANWILFRED November 28, 2021

God

A guy who created our world

Jared Leto is also a God.

by Boy with beard (cool kid) August 2, 2019

God

The most high blesses his people who do not neglect the 10 commandments.

1. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”
Exodus 20:3

2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.”
Exodus 20:4

3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
Exodus 20:7

4. “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.”
Exodus 20:8–10

5. “Honour thy father and thy mother.”
Exodus 20:12

6. “Thou shalt not kill.”
Exodus 20:13

7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
Exodus 20:14

8. “Thou shalt not steal.”
Exodus 20:15

9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
Exodus 20:16

10. “Thou shalt not covet.”
Exodus 20:17

by PJ2019 June 22, 2023