Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 21, 2024
Get the on god no crosses countmug. "Got the registered god particle on my hip, about to have me some hickory-smoked opp"
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by LordIce5 February 6, 2025
Get the god particlemug. i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield
by all hail the lord of darkness May 12, 2020
Get the God has many names but his most famous is Garfieldmug. A canadian athlete who is a god at badminton
His name is A$^!@&*** F*_#@^^%$ C$%^8--
HE IS ABSOLUTELY CARCKED
HE IS ALSO A SIMP FOR ASIAN GIRLS
His name is A$^!@&*** F*_#@^^%$ C$%^8--
HE IS ABSOLUTELY CARCKED
HE IS ALSO A SIMP FOR ASIAN GIRLS
ur mom:Whose the cracked badminton player over there
You: NO WAY THATS THE FUCKING SUPREME BADMINTON GOD
Ur dad: HES LIKE the best god ever
Ur sister: THE supreme badminton god simps for me
the nearby reverse racist: How can he be gud at badminton if hes white
You: NO WAY THATS THE FUCKING SUPREME BADMINTON GOD
Ur dad: HES LIKE the best god ever
Ur sister: THE supreme badminton god simps for me
the nearby reverse racist: How can he be gud at badminton if hes white
by Supreme Badminton God April 7, 2022
Get the The Supreme Badminton Godmug. 
The Republican senator's mistress didn't have a god abortion, he paid for her to get a doctor abortion
by America is the bad place July 12, 2025
Get the God Abortionmug. by Calamity 69!!! January 4, 2022
Get the Godmug.