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Armenian Neck Job

An act of faking an injury during a car accident in hopes get a insurance check
Person #1: yo how did you get your insurance company to pay you so much money
Person #2: Just do the Armenian Neck Job
by SamSam42069 July 15, 2023
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nope job

A blow job that ends with cum on the girls face
“He got a nope job from Debra.”
by Canhandler99 November 27, 2020
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Sis job

The female equivalent of a bro job. It's still heterosexual unlike two female partners eating each other out
Bruh I so wanted Anne and Sasha (from amphibia) to trade sis job(s) after their performance in Battle of the Bands
by Funnyclock301956 May 14, 2021
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Testicle job

When someone plays with you're balls
Last night Betty gave me a testicle job
by Damen doggy January 20, 2017
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Elijah Job

the act of “hand pleasure” or oral to 2 people,one a man,one a woman
Hey man,can me and my girl get an Elijah Job?
Ofc man,i’ll give it half off just for you
by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023
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Road Job

A hand job in which the recipient has a shaved penis and is licked down the shaft and onto the balls.

Not to be mistaken with Road Head
"Yo zak my boi, sarah gave me a Road Job the other day"
"You shave? I don't trim my bush."
by The Greasy Grind February 7, 2017
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Shmack job

The act of recieving or giving oral sex for heroin.
Girl: You have any heroin? Guy: Yes. Girl: Can I suck your dick for it? Guy: Yes. Shmack job..
by Dhomas Tickerson June 14, 2011
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