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cement job

When you cum on two girls' faces and then they stick together when it dries
"Dude I cement jobbed two girls last night and they were stuck together for an hour!"
by Cementjobguy March 15, 2014
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pat job

The act of bringing someone to climax using an open hand patting their genitals over their clothing.
Who's a guy gotta give a pat job to in order to get into this club?

Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.
by UTBOTPHJ December 21, 2016
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Jet Job

Verb-to receive oral sex from a water jet in a pool/Jacuzzi etc.
Commonly refered to as "JJ" relative to the term "BJ"
Man, that Jacuzzi just gave me a Jet Job.
by Aquaphile June 14, 2017
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Top Job

Babe, I'm ready for my top job you promised.
by NO COOKIES WIFI December 3, 2018
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Rim Job

A rim job is when someone is playing a game such as beer pong and the ball circles around the rim of the cup and flings out, teasing the player into thinking they would get a win, though they do not.

This definition also applies to similar games such as basketball or mini golf, where there is a ball meant to go into a circular hole.
Kyle almost won beer pong, but he just gave the cup a rim job, damn.

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Out on the field, I was giving rim jobs all night, so I did not win.
by Balrogorlab April 29, 2024
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Mill-job

A mill-job is the act of sticking one’s genitalia into a fan, blender, grinder, or any other spinning mechanism either out of lust, curiosity, stupidity, or a lost bet.
“Yeah Jim bet me 20 dollars I wouldn’t stick my dick in a fan. Im 20 bucks richer but explaining what a mill-job is to the paramedics wasn’t fun.”
by TardoTheAssClown December 5, 2023
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Taco job

Like blow job for a guy. When you are going down on your chic and eating her out. She's enjoying it so much that she screams "fuck baby give me more of that taco job!!!!"
Her: "Baby you know what I want today?"
Me: "I know what you want baby gurl. You want me to do that taco job again like last night?! Fuck! My mouth almost got a cramp from that!"
by biglesbo September 3, 2016
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