two meat slapping

The penis and the vagina or even a man’s anus doing the thing together. Feeling sexually aroused

I heard two meat slapping against each other!

by hornyfujoshi February 16, 2021

Curing Meat

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.

I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!

by Alaskan cock basket June 4, 2017

gay meat

Dick

Bro:"are you looking at gay meat"
Other Bro:"no I'm straight"

by yeat-meat September 3, 2018

Ass meat

1. A derogatory word to describe someone who doesn't listen or follow instructions
2. A straight man who cock teases a gay man.

1. Listen to me, ass meat!
2. Jamie, stop being Alf's ass meat!

by yugsey August 21, 2017

Mammoth Meat

A game and social annoyance to try with coworkers on slow days or during lunch break. What meat would they eat? If they had a chance to try meat from a Wooly Mammoth, would they? If not what about a unicorn, or a blue whale, or a dinosaur, or a mermaid, or kraken. Get more and more outlandish until they yell at you

C: If wooly mammoths were brought back from extinction, would you eat mammoth meat?
A: No.
C: If unicorns existed, would you eat their meat?
A: No.
C: How about a blue whale?
A: I don’t like seafood
C: Mermaid?
A: I’m not a cannibal
C: The fish part.
A: No on seafood
C: Between that and Mammoth meat what would you have
A: Shut up

by anonymous August 23, 2025

Meat shoot

Layne manning a glory hole and repeatedly taking flesh missiles to the face wearing a Davy Crockett hat.

The local BBC club loves having meat shoots on Thursday nights.

by KDigler February 3, 2018

meat pillar

A descriptive term for a erect penis, similar to a pork sword.

He buggered me senseless with his meat pillar, man was it meaty.

by meatpillarman October 6, 2017