5.17 inches

The average male dick size

Person 1: my penis is 5.17 inches
Person 2: yea thats average

by Sbeveman20 January 25, 2025

The Thobe Incident

(3:36 A.M - January 10, 2026 - Between Saudi Arabia and the UAE)

It was a dark and stormy night in the paradise of E-girls in the realm of discord servers. 67°C felt like -41°C as moderators struggled to find their waifus. However, amidst the social reject chaos, an intellectual conversation about the political and economic state of the world was being exchanged between YNs. The YNs in question consisted of two girls and one guy (no- this isnt a reference to 2 girls 1 cup). The guy was talking about his struggle with his ever-increasing height, making thobes/kandooras significantly shorter on him only weeks after purchasing them. In a remarkable, monumental moment, one of the girls suggests that the thobes might be getting shorter because he was getting more horizontally challenged rather than vertically. This response from the girl has been noted down in historical scriptures and manuscripts as one of the most impactful statements made by man.

(exchanging funny reels)

bruzz 1: "brooo thats almost as crazy as the thobe incident, this really cracked me up!"

bruzz 2: "NOTHING compares to the thobe incident lil vro..."

by yahyaa888 January 16, 2026

Law of the Included Middle

The radical principle that for any proposition, it can be both true and false at the same time, directly challenging Aristotle's law of excluded middle (which says a proposition must be either true or false). The law of the included middle acknowledges that reality is often contradictory, that systems can be both functional and broken, that people can love you and hurt you, and that a statement can be accurate in some contexts and false in others. This principle is essential for understanding complex systems, human relationships, and your feelings about your ex—simultaneously the best and worst person you've ever met. The law of the included middle doesn't reject logic; it expands it to handle the beautiful messiness of existence.

Example: "She applied the law of the included middle to her relationship status. 'I'm both happy and miserable,' she said. 'My partner is both wonderful and infuriating. Our relationship is both working and failing.' Her friend said that was impossible. She said that was life. The contradiction didn't need resolution; it needed acceptance. The relationship continued, contradictory and real."

by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026

Spectral Law of the Included Middle

The spectral extension of the law of the included middle, proposing that between any two propositions exists not just the possibility of both being true, but an infinite spectrum of truth-values that participate in both while being reducible to neither. Under this law, the middle isn't a point—it's a continuum, a space where truth and falsehood blend, where propositions can be 30% true and 70% false in one dimension while being the reverse in another. The spectral law of the included middle is the logic of "it's complicated," of "yes and no simultaneously but to different degrees," of the recognition that most important questions don't have binary answers—they have spectral ones.

Example: "He asked if she loved him. She couldn't say yes or no—she loved him in some ways, not in others, sometimes, conditionally, partially. The spectral law of the included middle gave her language for this: 'I'm on the spectrum of love,' she said. 'High on affection, medium on trust, low on patience. The middle isn't one point; it's where I live.' He didn't love the answer, but he couldn't call it dishonest."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

schrödinger's incest

When someone who is adopted doesn't get DNA testing but becomes sexually active so they don't know if they are sleeping with relatives or not

Jack and Sally hooking up at the orphanage is schrödinger's incest till the DNA test comes in.

by Father blue beard February 17, 2026

i dont do incest

biggest lie ever told

i dont do incest

by Naya1 February 9, 2025

Ben's Huge 9-inch cock

What can I say, Ben just has a huge girthy cock, its so veiny and huge.

Have you seen Ben's Huge 9-inch cock, its massive and i want it inside me.

by Toucher5090 February 17, 2025