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on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 21, 2024
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God

The Higher being that needs to save UrbanDictionary
by Gerpsy November 24, 2021
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God-Topper

A GT is a person who likes to top any story you happen to tell him. Rather than being opportunistic and topping a story after hearing your story, the God-topper will ask a series of questions setting himself up to top your story.
Every time I tell Jim a story he tells me a story trying to top my story. Frank is a God-Topper, he gets you to tell him a story just to top it after.

Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”

J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”

Ex3 Godtopper

Jim-

Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?

Frank-

“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.

Jim-

J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
by The Book of Grimy -Dizzle July 25, 2022
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God Flex

When a place, person, action, thought, visual or sound is just too incredible for words.
‘The logo drum in Amapiano is God Flex!’

Your face is God Flex,’

‘That view of the city is a God Flex,’

‘You 2 together is a God Flex,’
by Lu기 February 25, 2023
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Scoobs The Sesh God

Scoobs, is a fan of the sesh, legend has it, that on one of her extreme sesh's she was TAG TEAMED. gutsy.
Bro, i just tag teamed Scoobs The Sesh God with Cardinal Pell
by NiCHolas69420 March 26, 2019
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oh.. my.. god..

Janice's (from the sit-com FRIENDS) iconic line in the show. Whenever she walks into a room, or appears in a scene, her words are always "oh my god" .
Chandler: Wow this looks like a nice house lets buy it
*Janice walks in*
Janice: oh.. my.. god..
by They were on a break July 14, 2020
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God TAM

The Total Addressable Market is so big that VCs don’t need to worry about it. Typically +1,000x opportunity.
VC: What is your Total Addressable Market?
Entrepreneur: It’s God TAM.

VC: Great, next question.
by ChuyG November 22, 2020
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