Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 21, 2024
Get the on god no crosses countmug. by Gerpsy November 24, 2021
Get the Godmug. A GT is a person who likes to top any story you happen to tell him. Rather than being opportunistic and topping a story after hearing your story, the God-topper will ask a series of questions setting himself up to top your story.
Every time I tell Jim a story he tells me a story trying to top my story. Frank is a God-Topper, he gets you to tell him a story just to top it after.
Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
Ex3 Godtopper
Jim-
Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?
Frank-
“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.
Jim-
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
Ex3 Godtopper
Jim-
Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?
Frank-
“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.
Jim-
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
by The Book of Grimy -Dizzle July 25, 2022
Get the God-Toppermug. ‘The logo drum in Amapiano is God Flex!’
‘Your face is God Flex,’
‘That view of the city is a God Flex,’
‘You 2 together is a God Flex,’
‘Your face is God Flex,’
‘That view of the city is a God Flex,’
‘You 2 together is a God Flex,’
by Lu기 February 25, 2023
Get the God Flexmug. Scoobs, is a fan of the sesh, legend has it, that on one of her extreme sesh's she was TAG TEAMED. gutsy.
by NiCHolas69420 March 26, 2019
Get the Scoobs The Sesh Godmug. Janice's (from the sit-com FRIENDS) iconic line in the show. Whenever she walks into a room, or appears in a scene, her words are always "oh my god" .
by They were on a break July 14, 2020
Get the oh.. my.. god..mug. The Total Addressable Market is so big that VCs don’t need to worry about it. Typically +1,000x opportunity.
by ChuyG November 22, 2020
Get the God TAMmug.