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Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents
Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret
by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022
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God

A guy who created our world
Jared Leto is also a God.
by Boy with beard (cool kid) August 2, 2019
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Does God speak to you?

No. It doesn't. The guy ASKING whether or God speaks to you doesn't believe in God and the ANSWER to him was "Yes. God talks to you. It's your conscience. That's God."
Dr. JeepJorp "Does God speak to you?"

Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale
Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there
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God told me to do it

Hym "God told me! God told me to do it I just, I don't know, I just have to do it, right?"
by Hym Iam August 18, 2024
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Nat god

My friend Natalie used to have a crush on this guy called STUPID GAY BITCHoof well his name is cristen <———— a jerk ok well nat god is what she made up because god means Christens who believe in god so nat god>:) but now she has a crush on a guy m g be a cool dude but doesn’t say no homo when he does and talks about gay stuff
A person oof :Omg I tots ship NAT GOD

A kid: I ship NAT MG!

Nat: I like MG but he has a gf that gf is MY BESTFRIEND
by unknown shipper pie ship May 26, 2019
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tummy god

someone who obsessively plays tummy sticks
Pgoo likes playing tummy sticks. he is a tummy god
by cummy god November 13, 2022
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