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Fuck The God Damn Shit

The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."
1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "

Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."

Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"

2.) *on the phone*

Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"

Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."

Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"

Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."

Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and

a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank

account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."

Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."

*the moment of silence*

Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"

Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"

Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"

Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
by Walkers World April 19, 2022
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good morning and god bless

Eating egg salad and drinking coffee while shitting in the morning.
“Ethan what are you doing?”
“I’m taking a ‘Good Morning and God Bless’ just open the door
by AllisonAuto May 23, 2018
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ratio god jotaro

someone who carrys and never makes a L and has the best e mommy 7 🥺🥺and the ratio god
ratio god jotaro carrys so much “wrd lil nigga
by ratio god jotaro January 25, 2022
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Finger of god

When orgasm is achieved by simply touching the clit.
Me: Bro, I achieved 'Finger of God" last night. Instant orgasm!
by aidsmonkey696969 March 6, 2018
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Good morning and God bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Person 1: What's taking you so long?
Person 2: I'm doing a good morning and God bless.
Person 1: You're fucking weird dude.
by BambooSteen May 23, 2018
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GOD

GOD is just some kids imaginary friend that got WAY out of control because too many people made friends with them
God is the friend everyone talks about, even tho nobody sees or hears from.........
Ever.
by NoFilterBitch June 24, 2022
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God

If you are a God, you name tends to be Sam Marsh (Sam Marshall Mathers) Or because of Garry's Mod it is also known as Neo. Due to this, you are quite the immortal and high powered being that no one should fuck with.
Tickle: *Advert* AOS 2ndLT Neo
Chexie: *OOC* Why would you AOS Neo? You fucked up! He is a God.
Tickle: *begins sweating*
Neo: *Curbstomps*
by Clyde Barrow September 19, 2021
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