The Bearded Dragon

A sex move invented and made famous by baby Dave. The dragon creates a vacuum seal with his mouth and the ladies front bottom and proceeds to blow air into her. Once the ladies stomach is inflated to the size of a beach ball the seal is broken and the air escapes creating a feeling of euphoria and release for the lady.

Dave used the Bearded dragon move on her

Dave bearded dragooned her and she nearly shat herself

by sexybeardyman August 10, 2022

Colorado bear trap

When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.

I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!

by Oral of the story August 14, 2022

Essex Bear

Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.

Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now

by SqLvr19 August 14, 2022

Panda bear

To walk the panda bear path is to abstain from
sex or romantic involvement as to obtain fulfillment and wellness

Panda Bears are notorious for their low libidos and short lived estrus, a cause of concern amongst conservationists as they face potential extinction due to their lack of interest in libidinous activities.

Hows the holistic hot girl summer going Stacy?

It’s great, I am going full panda bear this summer

Hey Steve! Are you seeing anyone these days?
Nope! I am walking the panda bear path to spiritual ascension and fulfillment.

by bostonbaby222 August 16, 2022

Mud Bear

A Caucasian man who dates or has sexual relations exclusively with black women

"He's got looks and money but that mud bear is a loser who won't go with white women, because he's all about the black girls"

by Theshadow1960 August 23, 2022

Sugar Bear

A gay bear who is feminine or gender non-conforming.

"Matt isn't a bear, is he? He isn't masculine."

"That's because Matt is a sugar bear!"

by adventureinthesea August 26, 2022

sugar bear

A morbidly obese, typically black woman. Meant to refer to a specific type of bear found in the wild (i.e black bear, brown bear, sugar bear). Its name derives from its diet, which consists mostly of sugary foods and drinks such as 2-liters of Coca-Cola, purple drank, Snicker's bars, Twinkies, and Wonder Bread.

Watch out for that sugar bear crossing the street! They'll total your car if you hit em!

by ryangosling451 September 6, 2022