*Sigh* Oh Andy... What a shame... I guess I should have taken you up on that offer to come out there.... Oh, well, I'm sure I'll be finished by the time you're out and I will come rescue you. Or you'll beat the charges.
Myron "I would have known! I WOULD HAVE KNOWN!"
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
Break a cigarette in two and smoke it. Then, make a cup of coffee or tea, take a sip, spit it back and drink it like a Moslem suicide bomber to break Starbucks and big nicotine's back.
by Friar Re September 28, 2017
following the car behind you by watching their directional to see what way they will turn. makes people think they are following you. definitely entertaining when you're bored and driving around.
by emac March 19, 2007
When your sleep schedule is thrown off, you have to pull an all-nighter, stay awake all day, and then go to sleep at a normal time that night.
by GhostofMcDonalds November 28, 2024
by syddkin2005 June 12, 2025
when you go back to/start talking to someone you haven’t talked to in a long time (exes, past friends, etc)
by th3luck10n3 June 30, 2023
It's like pizza face, only in reference to the back.
It's totally gross & disgusting; all the damn zits and pustules.
It's totally gross & disgusting; all the damn zits and pustules.
by Telephony2 October 13, 2023