Blue balls

When your testicles feel like they are blue and in your stomach the way to cure is enjaculation

I had the worst blue balls but my hot auntie cured it with her tits

by 68boiiiiii October 7, 2020

Blue sauce

when u fuck a smurf and a special blueberry sauce comes out of a special part

Friend 1: Hey do u know what blue sauce is
Friend 2: Yea isn’t that smurf jizz

by Alvin lin December 3, 2021

Blue pop

Codename for beer. You and your buddies wanna drink beer out in the parking lot after work and you can only tell em on an intercom. Or if you got an alcohol problem you wanna hide from your family or significant other. If they ask, just tell em it means blue berry soda or a blue smoothie. But don't get too close because others can still smell it on you.

"why no officer, I've only been drinking blue pop"

"blue pop in the parking lot after work!

"I quit alcohol *lie* I only drink blue pop"

by Ilearntoothers May 24, 2023

Bolivian blue balls

When you have consumed excessive amounts of the finest Bolivian flake and cannot reach ejaculation.

Last night I had a serious case of Bolivian blue balls

by Acido303 October 8, 2022

the light blue blog

It's the nickname of An Author's Blog during the 2012-2014 era; it's the blog of the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette that does in depth investigative journalism that goes further than some of the major news sources. The noted blog entries "King James Only Examined," "Faustian Bargain," "I Don't Understand (This World)" and "Lying Bastards All Around," then noted for coining Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair as he was scammed by the serial plagiarist in the HWA and SFWA in 2007 then finding out about it in 2010 around Halloween. Noted for being home on WordPress.com.

The noted blog of the writer of An Eye In Shadows that paired with Tumblr been prone to engage in Twitter and LiveJournal gangups as seen them in the comments on his own blog, the re-emergence of the blog became noted as the light blue blog that took aim at Anderson Cooper when he was feuding with Smashing Pumpkins lead singer and fellow Glendale Heights notable. Candid life meets in depth reporting as he's often telling the truth at the expense of the rest of the factions of the genre industry busting their corrupt politics. Noted in 2007-2008 to coin Piss Blogger when addressing blogtrolls on YouTube as he saw Something Awful lifting his senior picture as the joke "Hogwarts School of Tabloid and Investigative Journalists" was born from it. He uses documentaries found on youtube to give his investigative entries more venom -- "King James Only Examined" and "Scaring People For Al Time" are the two that caught the most wind for being extremely investigative. His introduction to Buzzfeed was an expose of a former Cradle of Filth backing vocalist suggesting she needed to educate herself further before saying something out of ignorance.

by illinoishorrorman May 5, 2018

Blue Meth

The type of Methanphetamine (Meth) that is produced during the popular early 2008 TV Series “Breaking Bad.” Where it portrays the Protagonist and main character, Walter White, a high school chemistry teacher turned drug kingpin. Featuring Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul and Bob Odenkirk.

“Have you seen Breaking Bad?” “Yea, i love how they use Blue Meth instead of normal clear meth”

by theycried on xbox October 17, 2022

Blue balls!

The male version of "Period". As when girls say Period, it is quite cringe, so we men say Blue balls! This is just used as a male substition of the phrase Period, anyway please stop reading.

Jessica: I hate men
Julie: Yas girlll Period!
Archan: I hate watermelon people
Mikael: Yas boyyy Blue balls!

by MonkePuggy February 28, 2024