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World War 3

World War 3 is the longest-lasting world war in history which started in 1973 and has not ended yet, although it is predicted it will end by 2026 . It was started in September 22, 1973 when the British Empire blockaded the English Channel to test a kettle. In response to this, Sealandic troops launched a hydrogen bomb in Manchester. Turkey, being part of NATO, then joined Britain by doing absolutely nothing. Same with the other NATO members. Then in 1990 Sealand made a defence pact with Antarctica and spent 1 decade once again doing nothing. Then a third pact came in and shrinked the armies of both. This new pact was armed by Sudan, South Africa, Cuba, Japan, Indonesia, and Brazil. Then that pact split into two smaller pacts, which kept on splitting. There are now 16 tiny pacts in the war and they are all shrinking. Once World War 3 ends, all pacts and countries will have become so small that they have gone bankrupt.
by WeirdMapper August 6, 2019
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harlei <3

The incredibly hot creature know as the Harlei <3 is a rare breed of homo sapiens with defining traits such as being smart, funny, irresistibly cute and very attractive. A Harlei can also be named in many different ways such as, sexy bumble bee, light of my world, adorable pumpkin, and just to name one more, mommy stardust. If you happen across a wild Harlei, then you were blessed with eternal joy.
"Harlei <3 is the joy of my life."
by papagoofy September 4, 2021
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Michael <3

Michael is a guy who always smiles and damn his smile is literally the cutest thing you will ever see in your life. He makes you laugh crazy but is also on your side when you feel the worst. But most important, he connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are arround him. He loves his loved ones with all his heart and soul. And once you meet a Michael, you'll never want to lose him, because he has the incredible way of making people's hearts happy, especially the heart of his girl.
Thank you for being a part of my life, PS: I love you Michael <3
by rainysummernights July 17, 2020
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Cooper at 3

When you trynna fight in the Mountain View/Los Altos, CA area.
*when Stefano is trynna fight*
me: Cooper at 3
by swag$ October 22, 2015
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The 3 days of darkness

Prepare for the end is near

The 3 days of Darkness is close
Its a Worldwide Blackout starting at 12 PM
The 3 days of darkness is near, prepare for the end is near!!
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3 Knuckle Chuck

A hand job or male masturbation with 1, 2, or 3 knuckles of a finger in the anus to stimulate the prostate and cause a sudden intense orgasm.
Dude, I finally got a 3 Knuckle Chuck! I came everywhere!

You're definitely gonna buck when she hits you with a 3 Knuck Chuck!
by Umakhi June 15, 2022
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