poop maxing

When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.

A very difficult practice if you have constipation.

Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.

Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.

Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.

Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.

by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024

Poop Deli

A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds

walks in poop deli

customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today

by Afedbd January 7, 2024

poop

some thing you fong in the toilet after you push really hard

Me: Come look at my poop.
Friend: ...

by Froogs September 26, 2020

poop decay

An absolutely useless and pointless word used by people who are high on putayto

poop decay

by putayto July 10, 2020

Poop Hogan

When you’re hitting it from the back and she shits a long turd that drapes over your cock like a handlebar mustache

Daisy was getting back shots when she gave Steve a Poop Hogan

by Pete O’File May 30, 2025

Poop lazy

When a person is so insanely lazy that they are even too lazy to poop and make someone else fuck the poop out of their anus.

Steve: Are you really too lazy to poop yourself?
Jordan: Yeah, just fuck it out again. I am poop lazy.

by Sikstienajn April 17, 2019

Poop

Poop, or commonly worded as a "little shat," is the organism that comes out of your rear and plops right in the toilet. Now, when you take a "little shat," it fills you're bathroom up with toxic fumes that no one should breathe in. But, even if stinky or vile, poop is the key factor in benefiting the survival of humans and organisms, so keep your butt dirty and stinky, as by doing so you'll save every last living creature for years to come! stinky sticky brown yummy

"You're dog had to go and poop in my garden, oh and you're doing it too!"

by Squit_Facts May 22, 2019