American John

A superhero that fights against the super villain "Arabic James", but then they turn out to be friends and fight Australian Joe together

American John, save our city.

by Dalolrx March 17, 2024

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Kent Johns

A unit of measurement representing the amount of pride Westlake Boys High School has for it's favourite son, the boy who did good, and the one who yearns for a long grey sock and garter every now and again.

Words can't describe how proud I am of their efforts... I guess you could say I'm Kent Johns.

by HairyChimp January 14, 2018

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John

Im a john, were quite boring, we chill an play games with the boys. Yep thass about it.

Wow, why is John writing this at two in the morning

by one of the other johns January 10, 2022

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Myles John

A Lovely Human Being Who Has A Huge Cock! But Pulls Only Men!

This Guy Will Have 100% Benn Circumcised In The Womb

Myles John Has A Huge Cock Which Bends To The Left

by Hoyayayayayayya16 February 13, 2024

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Little King John

One of the best characters in the Ratboy Genius Dreams Minecraft series, PLEASE!! watch it and you'll love it too.

Man, didn't you get kinda teary when they saved eachother? Yeah, Little King John spit some fire songs doe!

by USCPSC Official November 13, 2023

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John Cena

When you working at a haunted house and you run up and grab an actor's junk mid routine in an attempt to get the the break character.

JOHN CENA!
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

Haha dude I just ran up and John Cenad Bloody.

Did he break?

Naw.

by Chucklez Da Klown December 20, 2020

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