"God is good, God is great."
by Klojhgfcvbn March 28, 2022

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
(created by h3h3)
(created by h3h3)
by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018

When You're taking a morning shit whilst eating breaking and drinking a coffee to loosen the bowels.
"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom? I gotta pee."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."
by Zexan May 23, 2018

God Emperor Mao is the most powerful person in the universe. With his god like powers an physique, he can decrees or increase your social credits faster then the speed of light.
by get the hell off my property October 12, 2021

by A normie July 17, 2018

by Nexuss 80085 March 22, 2022

WHEN YOU HAVE A DAY WHERE YOU SMOKE SOME MARIJUANA AND DONT GIVE A FUCK THE WORLD TURNS BLACK THE MOON IS YOURS AS THE WORLD JUST AS MUCH MIGHT AS WELL BE EVEN IF THE SUN IS GONE THERES A TOTAL ECLIPSE ITS A VERY BEAUTIFUL DAY FILLED WITH NOTHING OTHER ONES LOVE FOR UP ABOVE AND EVEN DOWN BELOW A FAY WHERE CAM bot god became a man of morales with integrity and he decided it's his time to make a change a difference in this world it's not his he just cams it without a bell ringing no Elon musk cologne smelling like old man balls just an ah ski ski ski mother f word 369 damn that nigga cam fine he be getting high and flying low. In other words you're welcome.
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by Mrimpregnable May 8, 2024
