queer fishing

the act of pretending you're gay because its "trendy". Usually, queer fishers pretend they're queer to get attention from the queer community, because they view it as "quirky", "interesting", or as mentioned, "trendy".

"Did you hear? ____ was queer fishing to get into ____'s sleepover!"

by gquia November 25, 2022

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Fish Sammich

Exactly the same as a Fish Sandwich, but with mayo.

Lucy made me a fish sammich last night with extra mayo.

by Mongoosedog November 22, 2010

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A fine kettle of fish

an awkward state of affairs.

"when Carla was back in Rome, she found a fine kettle of fish"

by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025

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bitmoji fishing

When somebody’s bitmoji looks really hot but they snap you a picture of them and they ugly as hell

Robbie:I’m going to add this person because their bitmoji is really cute!
Layla: *sends a picture of herself to Robbie*
Robbie: omg Layla is bitmoji fishing because her bitmoji is cute but she’s not!

by fruityana_ November 6, 2021

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Fish

What a dirty girls pussy smells like

Person 1: how was it last night?
Person 2: she’s good but her pussy smelt like fish

by Thisbich May 23, 2019

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Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.

"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"

by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021

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