double thumbs-down fart noise

When something sucks major ass, or is not cool.

Its double thumbs-down fart noise when you have to clean "mess" your friend left after fucking your mom.

by case78 April 28, 2011

tongue punch your fart box

rim job/licking anus
joke is property of daniel tosh

your mom wants me to tongue punch your fart box

by TootyFruities September 22, 2016

anal blood jizz piss fart

when someone farts, and the smell of it smells like a mix of blood piss and jizz. this usually happens after anal sex in both men and women. More commonly used in messaging as ABJPF.

"Andrew that's a nasty anal blood jizz piss fart!"

by N473B34N December 09, 2008

Sisterhood of traveling cake farts

A group of sisters who often sit on a cake with their assholes touching it, due to asshole to cake contact cake shrapnel covers their assholes and when a toot is released the cake departs from the asshole and they all take turns doing so all over the world

My sisterhood of traveling cake farts is exhilarating

by Skankhunt424242422222 November 25, 2016

very huge amongus sussy fart

a fart so loud you can hear it from miles away and it can kill with its smell anyone who can do theese types of farts are to be known s gods

person1 very huge amongus sussy fart
person2 goes deaf and dies of smell

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ April 13, 2022

Suck the fart right out of her

Placing your lips and sucking on the female milfs ass hole until she releases the winds of the gods upon your face

Person 1- “Ellie’s mother is a milf”
Person 2- “I would like to suck the fart right out of her”

by Big_Bubba_C March 31, 2020

Tongue punch my fart box

Politely requesting someone lick your turd cutter. Often for sexual gratification.

Your girl asks you if her sister is pretty, 'Yeah I want her to tongue punch my fart box.'

by TurdShark January 03, 2020