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cock & balls

A guy in his 40s with abnormally high testosterone.
"Dude, I reconfigured your bike into a more aggressive ride."

"Thanks, cock & balls!"
by MysticOgre April 3, 2013
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Idea ball

1. A Nigerian street soccer slang for a flashy looking pass that ends up not being useful to the intended recipient

2. describes a pass with a promising trajectory (under normal circumstances) but poor execution due to over-playing or sheer lack of skill.

3. Used to encourage a teammate who makes a shitty decision while playing
“Idea! Senior man. Football na experience!”
“Nice idea ball! Try am again but less power for the shot”
by pablo419 January 25, 2021
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derp ball

A silly person that makes you happy and laugh c:
My boyfriend is such a derp ball
by XxxDesyXxx October 25, 2015
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Ball of Mess

1. (Adj.) One who has tangled hair from rolling around in bed, who giggles and grins as if high, and who is a lover without a rulebook. They tend to be driven by adrenaline, and are spontaneous, playful, in-the-moment people. They laugh at their own foolishness, yet take pride in being unique.
2. (Adj.) One who tends to get into trouble often with higher authority, but are looked at with sympathy from onlookers because they're just so damn cute.
He snapped her picture as she emerged from under the covers, hair askew and facial expressions wild; clearly his little ball of mess.

Only clumsy balls of messes drop their glass vases in the toilet, hitting the seat at exactly the right angle so they shatter into a bajillion pieces.

Balls of messes stand defiant and strong, even when the world opposes them.
by Incubus&Succubus September 15, 2010
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thongy ball

A game invented on Australian Big Brother.

Equipment: socks rolled into a ball (for the ball)
thongs (flip flops) x players (for the raquets)
beach towels rolled to create the edges of the court
any outdoor furniture to create a barrier across the centre of the court (net)

Rules: a mixture of tennis and vollyball
big brother fan 1: who won the 2007 thongy ball cup?
big brother fan 2: I think it was joel?
by bbo7 fan November 14, 2007
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ball cooking

ball cooking, is delibrately not washing your balls for several days on purpose to make them stink. They cook in sweat and cum and pee for several days.
your crotch stinks like balls! are you ball cooking them for me?
by thegrog November 24, 2006
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balls in the air

A term that means "there is no going back now" referring to the point of no return or to something that cannot be undone.
Tom: I don't think we should do this, Harry

Dick: yea we might get caught
Harry: too late, the balls in the air
by Hollygood February 20, 2014
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