rock

a fucking rock

Person: a rock

by RedPandaDude March 5, 2020

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rock-pee

originated from jimmy's brain
The water that drips from the cave
ceiling that is most definitely not the
pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that
is impossible.

Hey look! There's rock-pee dripping from those rocks in a cave 5km (3.1mi) deep!

by rockpeeholder August 17, 2024

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A being (usually a human being) that has the amazing capability to consistently fail to understand any abstract concept, social cue, literary element, or hint within conversation. They seem to be so stupid that it prompts one to ask, “How did this person manage to get this far in life?”
Despite this, they carry on like anyone else would.

This customer had a rock consciousness. They complained that the food they were given didn’t look exactly like the picture on the menu.

by aevigata July 15, 2019

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Rock and Pop

Music made by constipated cats

I was tired of music by other animals so I got a rock and pop cd made by constipated cats.

by bogosuperelf November 20, 2020

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Rock on, zay🤘🏽

A sign of happyness and sickness. "Totally rad" and cool hand gesture used by the mexican c*rtel.

He hit me with the Rock on, zay🤘🏽 after fucking my a
*ssh*le

by Goglepnasyu August 17, 2024

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Rock

A dumb human in which does not fathom the skill of caring HINTS being thrown in its damn face. Therefore the stupid human is dense and stupid hence ‘rock’. Aka a crush

That stupid rock isn't even taking the hint

by Depressed.brown.girls September 8, 2020

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