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ur mom

A highly intelligent response, this is mostly used by Albert Einstein. Smart people think of this joke, it is rated danger class nb. 9 , please do not use this infront of someone.
ur mom is so fat she walk like fat
by TheFactRevealer July 30, 2020
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Woccer Mom

A white, suburbanite, ultra-woke soccer mom.
Judy is a woccer mom.
by Qsonic August 5, 2020
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Mom

Someone who is as nosy as aunty Karen
Mom don’t touch that sock....
by Chonky_Shibe August 5, 2020
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ur mom

Arcimela: ur mom
Nothing Da Thing: lol
by b.link/gang August 8, 2020
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Mom

Your birth giver, and the woman who loves u more than anything and who you love just as much. She’s done lots for you that you don’t know about. So if your mom is their go give her a hug and tell her you love her!
Person 1: I love my mom, she the best!
Person 2: ya she’s rad, but my mom is the best
Person 1: no mine is
Person 3: ALL MOMS ARE!!
by Demonic_Candy August 14, 2020
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Facebook mom group

The group where Karens go to complain about the 5% off sale being yesterday and Joe not mowing his lawn on time. This group has one of the lowest IQs and are an annoyance to retail workers around the globe.
Karen: why is this stupid 5% off sale not here today?
Employee: The sale ended yesterday. Go back to your Facebook mom group and complain about how our store sucks and doesn’t have a specific brand of oatmeal, we don’t care about your opinion.
by Luigi836 August 17, 2020
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Ur mom

A goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in .2 seconds
Imagine if ur mom gave me the slurp durp 4000
by Hejahqj August 17, 2020
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