Wizard Fingers

Fingernails that have gone a while without a clipping and have grown well beyond the fingertips to take on a look convetionally considered eccentric or unkempt

You seen Dave lately? Dude looks like he's been chained to a dungeon wall all year—he's got long locks and wizard fingers now.

by QuiteRadical August 6, 2023

I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who

I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who

I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who

by Handle100 August 8, 2023

Coochie Fingers

Happens after you finger a girl and your fingers continue to smell like pussy for the rest of the day.

dang why do my fingers smell like that. Oh yeah I think I have coochie fingers.

by DangBangSweat August 18, 2023

Ambiguous fingers

Fingers that belong to a large ambiguous man, they become ambiguous after exploring the anal cavity of Matt.

Matt had 25 ambiguous fingers inside him

by mattinyou August 30, 2023

finger my arse

An expression used when something hasn't gone in you're favour

"Sorry but your favorite team has lost the match"
" oh finger my arse!"

by Likeyoureintheshower September 1, 2023

Sticky fingers

Propensity toward committing theft

Don't let that guy in your house, he's got sticky fingers

by hijiwii September 4, 2023

Chinese Finger Trap

When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other. Becoming trapped plugging up two erupting swamp geysers.

"Strap really pulled Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."

by Tango Taco September 8, 2023