Anxiety caused by not keeping up with one's Internet reading, particularly longer articles and a flood of tweets.
by rperazag June 20, 2010
Get the Reader Despair Syndromemug. Lacking determination to be socially active; making minimal to no appearances at group events; intentionally missing and not replying phone calls, text messages and voice mails and avoiding social networks on the internet (AIM, Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, etc.) to the extent where your friends think you're living under a rock.
Often acknowledged as an effect of post-heartbreak/depression and lasts for several months at a time.
Often acknowledged as an effect of post-heartbreak/depression and lasts for several months at a time.
Girl: "Where's Jamie been? Is he okay?"
Boy: "He must have caught Patrick Star Syndrome, I haven't heard from him in ages."
Girl: "That girl must have broken his heart, huh?"
Boy: "You bet."
Boy: "He must have caught Patrick Star Syndrome, I haven't heard from him in ages."
Girl: "That girl must have broken his heart, huh?"
Boy: "You bet."
by Kesoboy April 25, 2009
Get the Patrick Star Syndromemug. The sufferers of this syndrome have an irrepressible urge to correct any and all grammar mistakes that come within their sight. At times this can be helpful, but at other times, it can be downright inappropriate and mean.
Jane: Hey! Take that apostrophe out of there!
Bob: What? Who are you?
Jane: I'm sorry, I have Red Pen Syndrome.
Bob: What? Who are you?
Jane: I'm sorry, I have Red Pen Syndrome.
by Soundandfury October 8, 2008
Get the Red Pen Syndromemug. Main Entry: la•zi as syn•drome
Pronunciation: \ˈlā-zē\ \ˈas\ \‘sin•drōm\
Function: noun
Etymology: LAZY from Middle Low German lasich feeble, ASS Middle English ars, ers, from Old English ærs, ears, Greek orrhos buttocks, and SYNDROME from from Greek syndromē combination, syndrome, from syn- + dramein to run — more at dromedary
Date: 21st century
Variant of Lazy Ass Syndrome: L.A.S.
Definition:
1. a group of signs and symptoms that occur together and characterize a person who is disinclined to activity or exertion when they have no reason to be so disinclined
Pronunciation: \ˈlā-zē\ \ˈas\ \‘sin•drōm\
Function: noun
Etymology: LAZY from Middle Low German lasich feeble, ASS Middle English ars, ers, from Old English ærs, ears, Greek orrhos buttocks, and SYNDROME from from Greek syndromē combination, syndrome, from syn- + dramein to run — more at dromedary
Date: 21st century
Variant of Lazy Ass Syndrome: L.A.S.
Definition:
1. a group of signs and symptoms that occur together and characterize a person who is disinclined to activity or exertion when they have no reason to be so disinclined
Examples:
Ex 1: a lazy child, tween, teen, or adult who jumped onto an electric motorized shopping cart when they really did not have a need to making it hard for those with actual disabilities to effectively use it
Ex 2: a person who sits in one place such as a couch or car not getting up and requiring someone to bring them things when they clearly have the ability and strength to get it themselves.
Sample Sentence:
Ex 1 Sample Sentance: Did you see that group of children with LAZY ASS SYNDROME, they were racing through the store on those cart thingies.
Ex 2 Sample Sentence: Man Joe really has L.A.S. he has not left his desk at work for hours and keeps calling people in to bring him crap.
Ex 1: a lazy child, tween, teen, or adult who jumped onto an electric motorized shopping cart when they really did not have a need to making it hard for those with actual disabilities to effectively use it
Ex 2: a person who sits in one place such as a couch or car not getting up and requiring someone to bring them things when they clearly have the ability and strength to get it themselves.
Sample Sentence:
Ex 1 Sample Sentance: Did you see that group of children with LAZY ASS SYNDROME, they were racing through the store on those cart thingies.
Ex 2 Sample Sentence: Man Joe really has L.A.S. he has not left his desk at work for hours and keeps calling people in to bring him crap.
by SlaughterbeckK December 5, 2010
Get the LAZY ASS SYNDROMEmug. (n.) An emotional upset created upon having to plunge a toilet with an ugly, smelly, hairy turd in it. Said to be so upsetting that the person plunging the toilet gags and often becomes nauseated . The worst case scenario is the turd not going down, and withering from the toilet bowl to the floor, where the person with the plunger has to run to avoid a spattering or being bitten.
In most cases immature plungers are said to experience Ophidiophobia, ((fear of snakes)), You may suffer from snake phobia due to a childhood incident or maybe because of societal upbringing. Most people are afraid of turds for it is their belief that the turd ((as it relates to the form of a snake)) is a form of evil and that it can cause complete destruction in life.
In most cases immature plungers are said to experience Ophidiophobia, ((fear of snakes)), You may suffer from snake phobia due to a childhood incident or maybe because of societal upbringing. Most people are afraid of turds for it is their belief that the turd ((as it relates to the form of a snake)) is a form of evil and that it can cause complete destruction in life.
Tommy was leaning against the wall , just outside the bathroom entrance with a plunger in his hand, he was shaking and holding his nose. I knew right away that Tommy had the Traumatic Turd Syndrome.
by jeffbo June 23, 2009
Get the Traumatic Turd Syndromemug. When a girl has more fat in her legs than in her midsection, so she looks do-able from the waist up, and chunky from the waist down.
Scene: Girl slowly walks out of pool on the stairs
Alex: "Whoa man, check out that chick!"
James:"She looks pretty fine."
Alex:"Yea she does! She is the hottes... holy shit!"
James:"DAMN SHE GOT THEM CHUNKY LEGS!"
(girl in pool is a victim of chunky leg syndrome)
Alex: "Whoa man, check out that chick!"
James:"She looks pretty fine."
Alex:"Yea she does! She is the hottes... holy shit!"
James:"DAMN SHE GOT THEM CHUNKY LEGS!"
(girl in pool is a victim of chunky leg syndrome)
by Hedaweezy September 30, 2011
Get the chunky leg syndromemug. a dental syndrome; a person has awful teeth and
may have: an overbite, snaggleteeth, or crooked, jaunty looking teeth
may have: an overbite, snaggleteeth, or crooked, jaunty looking teeth
guy 1: so did you and that girl hook up?
guy 2: nah, i was gonna, but she had hannah montana syndrome
guy 1: ewww
guy 2: nah, i was gonna, but she had hannah montana syndrome
guy 1: ewww
by zongalicious April 2, 2008
Get the [hannah montana syndrome]mug.