When you are asking “what the heck” but it autocorrects and you realize that’s what was in your heart all along.
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Get the Lobster Rock mug.Piss rock is a subgenre of alternative rock, noted for its Midwestern low-life charm. Originating in Milwaukee, this music is often described as how dive bar bathrooms smell.
You haven't heard of Fake My Death? They're Milwaukee piss rock, they sound like my father putting a cigarette out on my arm.
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The water that drips from the cave celing that is most detinitly not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that Is impossible.
The water that drips from the cave celing that is most detinitly not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that Is impossible.
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Get the rock-pee mug.A cheerful non sequitur and glorious escape hatch from awkward, controversial, or brain-melting conversations. When someone exclaims, “I found a purple rock!”, they are essentially waving a shiny distraction to derail a discussion that has taken an uncomfortable, heated, or overly complicated turn. It is the verbal equivalent of changing the subject faster than you can say tax policy or crypto investing.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
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Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Example:
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
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