Ham Handed

Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.

I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.

by I made the man December 13, 2024

Fuzzy Hand Brake

Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.

I went to see Alice, but her kids were home so I only got a fuzzy hand brake.

by Donald Milhaus Trump November 8, 2019

appetized hands

Hands with the appetite to masturbate. Usually caused by a boner.

If you have a boner and appetized hands, be careful if you wish to masturbate.

by ManMan36 May 24, 2016

Edward Scissor-Hands

when you are edward and also have hands on your scissors

ew Edward Scissor-Hands has hands on his scissors gross

by GregGregGregGreg December 1, 2020

Hand candle

Hand candle is another word for a dick or penis

Do you want me to puor my hot wax on you from my hand candle

by BIGNIGNIPS July 26, 2023

plight of hand

The visual artist's perennial struggle to accurately represent the human hand.

Often times, plight of hand forces artists to obscure a figure's hands behind objects placed strategically in the foreground of the composition.

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

Hands

Someone with “hands” is someone you can’t beat in a fight because he’ll box up and hit you from different angles with his fast and ruthless hands.

Hater: I’m finna press Aun at lunch today.

His girlfriend: No do fight him he has hella hands.

Josh: Hey Aun let’s box today.

Aun: Are you sure nigga? You have no hands bro I’ll fuck you up.

by Realniggasaidit February 8, 2021