tight like a jar of fluff

something that is not cool/someone that is not cool/body parts that should be tight but aren't

People that don't reply to messages are tight like a jar of fluff.

by K&J February 29, 2008

Like a dog with a burst ball

To do something with excessive relish and gusto in the manner of a dog playing with one of those cheap plastic soccer balls which has suffered its inevitable puncture.

Get in about her like a dog with a burst ball.

by Sammy Beckett May 13, 2005

Go together like a dildo and a fork

Means it doesn't go together well..... like a dildo and a fork.

Me and Sarah go together like a dildo and a fork.

by AcutalSnake November 15, 2018

I think i like you

I kinda want to fuck you.

The slut that keeps saying, "I think I like you." However, she keeps looking at your dick. You know what she really likes.

by amiaguyorgirlansweriamaguy October 25, 2013

Smells like Godzilla took a Shit!

1.) A term describing something or someplace smelling so horrible, it permeates throughout the area(s) of the place.

2.) Something smelling really really bad.

3.) Unpleasant smells that are impossible to escape.

4.) Something that smells poopy or eggy like ass, fart, or human waste.

1.) "My uncle's cow farm filled the air with cow waste, it was if Godzilla took a shit."

2.) "The smelly men's restroom smelt like Godzilla took a shit!"

3.) "JEEZ THIS PLACES STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN! SMELLS LIKE GODZILLA TOOK A SHIT!"

4.) "Damn man! Somebody dropped a stink bomb in our school hallway. Smells like Godzilla took a shit or whatever the hell it is!"

5.) "CLEAN THAT DAMN KITTY LITTERBOX! IT SMELLS LIKE GODZILLA TOOK A SHIT!"

6.) "The dirty kitchen full of funky garbage and dirty dishes and uneaten foods along with the scraps smelt like Godzilla took a shit."

7.) "Dude! Those tacos you ate are so bad, by the time you use the bathroom it's gonna smell like Godzilla taking a shit!"

8.) "The dirty car smelt like Godzilla taking a shit!"

by 890320 July 10, 2009

Ride it like you stole it

A phrase used by a sensitive convict that beats off to playing Grand Theft Auto while blasting Taylor Swift in the background.

Him: oh yea, girl.

Ride it like you stole it....

For real tho because I really did steal this.

by fiercetigeress October 5, 2016

light it up like a christmas tree

Phrase commonly used in the military for blowing the hell out of an enemy position. Plenty of bombs, missles, bullets etc.

They need to go into North Korea and light it up like a christmas tree.

by Kevin February 12, 2007