brown paper bag 

Brown Paper Bag is a trucker's term for an unmarked police cruiser commonly heard over the CB Radio. If there's a brown paper bag and he's drinking it, that means said cop has got somebody.

"Breaker, breaker 1-9, got a brown paper bag at mile marker 1-2-3."

brown paper bag by Jay Dog September 30, 2005

Brown Bag Special

When one fists another with brass knuckles using diarhea as lubricant.

Bro last night I gave this chick a brown bag special.

Brown Bag Special by moofd May 14, 2011

brown crayon 

A term used to describe someone who isn't very smart (as in "not the brightest crayon in the box")

person a: I can't believe Jenn thinks Toronto is the capital of Canada!
person b: I know! She is such a brown crayon

brown crayon by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

down with the brown 

a white chick who prefers only hispanic men; especially for sex

Marnie told her coworkers:
“If he ain’t brown I’m not down!”

Shanelle is down with the brown; she thinks white dudes are gross and smell like bologna.

down with the brown by MarnieLee August 23, 2018

Brown Bunny 

1) A hard piece of shit that is starting to emerge from between your cheeks before you get to the toilet.

2) A notoriously bad, self indulgent film by Vincent Gallo.

Bob: (Bangs on stall door) "Hurry up! I've got a Brown Bunny here!"
Bill: "OK, OK" (Leaves stall)
Bob: "Thanks!" (Grabs cans of film and rushes in. Seconds later, a flushing sound is heard)
Bob: "Ahhh... That's much better." (Emerges with now empty film cans).

Brown Bunny by Al Benedict August 18, 2009

brown paper bag 

an object that has ruined my life

Ever since i smoked it im always coughning

brown paper bag by i forgot April 27, 2006

hot brown

A vulgar and grotesquely descriptive term for shit; hot brown is also the name of a dessert.

"I'll be right back, I gotta go make some hot brown."

(Five minutes later) "Dude, who forgot to flush the hot brown?"

hot brown by Ryanj83 December 30, 2008