Douche Bag Dad (n) (informal)
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
You know Lynn's ex-husband Kent? He is such a "douche bag dad" when he holds the child support check just so he can find out what she's doing. Even when he "performs" like such a great dad for everyone.
The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!
The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!
by Tac Ronin September 29, 2011
Get the Douche Bag Dadmug. by JMD3030 November 10, 2011
Get the Empty my bagmug. an unacceptable way to bag in which a person approaches and tries to bag an individual knowingly after his/her friend has previously bagged.
by mikepete August 28, 2009
Get the double bagmug. A Pezz Bag is a person born to this earth to make you feel better, they are the slime of the plantet and should be treated accordingly. A Pezz Bag is completely worthless and you are to do whatever will make you feel better to them. A Pezz Bag will not: Stand up for himself/herself, stand up for others, fight for what he believes in, stike you in anyway, cause you emotional distress in anyway, and just so you get this clear they don't matter at all. Do whatever you want to a Pezz Bag thats why they're here.
by dirty korean June 21, 2006
Get the Pezz Bagmug. Sexual activity, more specifically the act of placing one's body part ("candy") into any of a partner's body parts ("bag"). Getting action; of a sexual nature. Scoring.
see also: bulk candy.
see also: bulk candy.
"Dude, did you bag any candy last night?"
"I am sooo gonna candy-bag with LaFawnda tonight!"
Joe: "What are you doin' right now man?"
Damian: "Yo, I'm candy-baggin'. Call me back later."
"I am sooo gonna candy-bag with LaFawnda tonight!"
Joe: "What are you doin' right now man?"
Damian: "Yo, I'm candy-baggin'. Call me back later."
by Murjangles DeFrank May 4, 2005
Get the candy-baggingmug. by m.c. fly October 4, 2010
Get the duech bagmug. by Erica123 williams March 10, 2008
Get the slu-bagmug.