by Darryl Hardy July 15, 2014
Get the Stu-Guymug. Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.
Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
Get the Says the guy with kidsmug. Something that Jesse Pinkman isn't
Mike Ehrmantraut: You are not the guy, you're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don't, You. Are not. The guy.
by Michael Ehrmantraut January 29, 2024
Get the The guymug. by Elliotisagaymentallyillmessyee January 18, 2024
Get the Bitchy bacon guymug. A guy who a woman is not sexually attracted to who can't take the hint and instead tries to be "nice" only to end up frustrated and bitter in the end. Contrary to popular belief from feminists and feminist bros, women hold some responsibility for creating "nice guys." Rather than being straight up and telling men the truth, they will lead guys on knowing that they want different things from the relationship.
Dude, don't be a nice guy. Find a new chick and get your D wet. Homegirl just wants to play games and waste your time.
by JayMoolah March 21, 2022
Get the Nice Guymug. by Homeboy111111222 December 4, 2019
Get the Guy kingmug. This, by law, makes you into butt stuff
by BradensWhiteJeans February 12, 2020
Get the Guys in White Jeansmug.