National fuck your bestie day

Fuck your bestie named Matt on this day

You: Hey let’s go to this room and have sex

Matt: ok cause it’s national fuck your bestie day

by Matt the one and only November 4, 2019

National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day

November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.

Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde

by The George that hates Cedric November 20, 2020

National Prank your gf day

Prank your gf by braking up with her and saying it was a prank

National Prank your gf day - hey bae lets brake up

by National Prank your gf day February 23, 2021

national cut dicks off day

when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!

“Hey dude it’s national cut dicks off day” (cutely cuts dick off)

by Thantophopia April 12, 2021

National Slap Tall People Month

October 1st-October 31st You Can Slap Tall People

Hey its National Slap Tall People Month

by Quinn gs fgfn October 15, 2021

National slap girls ass day

It is not on April 7 and well it's actually not a holiday at all so lol

"Yo I'm a fukboy and want to slap an ass today"

"To bad there's No national slap girls ass day"

by YourBoyTW April 8, 2017

National send a booty pic day

National send a booty pic day is held on june 20. Send booty pics to your friends or just anyone

Its national send a booty pic day,send me a booty pic?

by Beanz_19 June 19, 2018