K-D-BOMB

Stands for Keep Da Bitch Off My Back. My boss coined this phrase/code after I nagged him for months about something. He finally told the building manager to do whatever it took to K-D-BOMB. Now it comes in handy pretty often.

1. Whatever it takes to K-D-BOMB in this situation.
2. Hey I need a K-D-BOMB till this meeting is over.

by Pig granny November 15, 2013

d-ja wheel?

“d-ja wheel?” is a quick way of asking someone if they had sex. It’s short for “did you wheel?” Which is asking “did you have sex?” The context for asking this question is when someone tells an innocent story of an interaction with someone of the opposite sex. Usually it’s asked to interrupt a boring story with an inappropriate question as a fun way to bust someone’s balls and end a useless conversation. The more times it’s asked for every little conversation the funnier it is.

Rick: I was helping Stacy’s mom move some furniture…
Steven: d-ja wheel?
Rick: I was moving an armoire…
Steven: yeah, but did you wheel??
Rick: no 😡 I was in her basement and …
Steven: kinky, so ja-wheel?
Rick: forget it. 🤬

by utardedcunt May 7, 2024

Walking D

if you're a walking D stfu

you're a walking d. Meaning of an asshole

by badbloopers March 19, 2022

D A B

D: Drugs

A: Are

B; Bad

Bro, you're high, get off that shit, D A B

by REDDIT IS THE BEST October 14, 2020

D. Pedersoned

Named after a property manager. He'd fuck his tenants so often and from so many directions it came to be known as getting DP'd.

Did you guys get your security deposit back after moving out? -Me
No, we got D. Pedersoned $800. I'm just glad to be moving out. -Ex tenant

by Mr. Painfulness August 17, 2016

~<:D

A smiling emoticon wearing a party hat.

girly123456789: Are you gonna be at my birthday party?
iheartclowns345: I'm definitely going! ~<:D

by ChJeSc July 2, 2009

Urban D**ktionary

A word no one shall ever use. I even had to censor it.
And i made the gif mario having fun with the air.

Urban Dictionary Hater: Urban Dictionary? More like Urban D**ktionary.
Anyone Else: (politely sends death threats to UDH)
UDH: (dies himself

by pseud0nym12470 April 13, 2024