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jack you off

A term people use to describe the act of a woman jerking off a guy and then proceeds to do one of two things:

- put the semen in her mouth (SHE WILL ONLY DO THIS FOR ATTENTION)
- stroke her vagina across the semen
(SHE WILL DO THIS FOR PREGNANCY)
Michael: Okay, babe. Let's do the, you know...
Beth: Oh, do I get to jack you off?
Michael: Yep! But mouth, not vagina I plan to leave you tomorrow not in 18 years.
by CrazyChixo October 3, 2016
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love you more

devon: love you <3

milo: nope love you more! <3
by mailoh October 21, 2011
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see you soon

1: A phrase used when parting from a loved one, for those who do not like to say goodbye.

2: A phrase used to say goodnight to your lover, implying that you will dream of them and see them there.
1: "I have to go, I hope you have a wonderful day. I love you, see you soon."

2: "Sweet dreams, darling."

"See you soon."

"Hug me tight when you see me."
by FoxBerries November 17, 2020
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i loser you

A three word phrase that signifies a feeling within a relationship.

in other words as in i love you/i care for you. just replacing the word love/care with loser.

A cute way of saying i love you to another.
Girl:i loser you babe.
Boy:i loser you more than you do.
by Jasmine<3 October 29, 2008
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if you seek amy

1. A really catchy song.

2. Fuck me. (say it out loud)
If = F
You = U
See = C
K A = K
My = Me

Most people thing that it's like this-

If = F
You = U
See = C
K = K
Amy = Me

But it isn't. So for people that thought it was like that, the song probably sounds a lot better now.
1. Oh Baby Baby, If You Seek Amy Tonight. Oh Baby Baby, We'll Do Whatever You Like.
2. (this one doesn't really need an example. -.-")
by Cinderpelt April 18, 2009
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Hey you with the face...

A stupid phrase that equally stupid people say to get the attention of another person. Often said just for the fucks of it to annoy anyone that is in sounds reach.
Moron: Hey you with the face... Rndm Guy: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!! Moron: Hey you with the face, chill the fuck out!! Rndm Guy: I will kick you in the spine!!
by Xero _ Manifest November 18, 2010
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Are You Fucking Serious?

When the editors of urban dictionary accept definitions for words like: fucktard, trash jenga, chiweiner....etc. but won't accept blue weiler.
"Thanks for your definition of Blue Weiler!
Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it."

"Are You Fucking Serious?"
by Lumina March 10, 2013
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