Dirty McDermott

1. A metro-sexual male that is dapper and drinks top-shelf liquor, dirty martinis, or lo-cal beer with his pinky up.

2. More commonly associated with the anal shredding while in Mexican prisons (and local restaurants such as Taco Bell alleys) with usages of chili peppers and tag-teaming Nacho Libres.

1. "Look at that Dirty McDermott at the bar checking you out."

2. "After that donkey show raid, we found Tim the next morning out back suffering from a Dirty McDermott. It wasn't pretty." /

"How much for a Dirty McDermott?" / "Man, she went all night and kept asking for Cleveland Steamers, Lunchboxes, and Dirty McDermotts."

by schwebbz July 28, 2013

dirty danish

When your mate repeatedly rams their nose into your ass hole, then you shart in their face.

Did you hear? Jamie gave Jasmine a Dirty Danish in the back office.

by Forgotten12546 September 22, 2013

Dirty Morris

When a douchey guy gets a girl in the back of his car for a 1 time quickie using qualities such as good athletic ability, blond Justin Beiber hair, or a nice car, such as a Mustang.

John - Hey Andrew, wheres Matthew? i thought we were meeting here after the club.
Andrew - That son of a bitch, i think he's pulling a Dirty Morris on that chick from the bar.

by Aspang August 16, 2012

Dirty dropshot

To receive a blow job while playing Call of Duty.

Dude, I was playing call of duty when my girlfriend came over and I got a dirty dropshot. Didn't even have to stop playing Call of Duty.

by ChKen November 27, 2011

Dirty Banger

An act where a man and a woman have sex, and then when they are done he takes his penis and swings it back and fourth as it collides with the women's breasts.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a dirty banger and now my breasts are sore.

by youngDBanger December 3, 2011

the dirty abato

When someone makes out with another gay boy in the woods.

Did you see the video of the dirty abato right near skatium.

by Suckmyhairyjohnsom May 4, 2023

The dirty pugsley

Someone's hand-me-down, because someone fucked something up so bad, someone else had to come fix it. Which leaves them fat, sad and lonley.

Why do I always get the dirty pugsley?

by Main Shear October 29, 2019