Poop

As funny as it may seem, poop is a noise, WITH SMELL, that COMES OUT OF YOUR BUTT.

I love eating poop.

by briko December 21, 2017

The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea more powerful than simply taking a poop, or having the shits. Often experienced by individuals with irritable bowel syndrome, or those who consume copious amounts of gluten-rich ale.

Amy: Jim why did you drink all that ale? You know what it does to you.

Jim: *Running to toilet* I got the poop shits!

by JW93 July 21, 2024

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by lmaooooooooooooooooooo_ok January 28, 2022

poop

the stuff that comes out of ur butt

oh no i pooped m pants

by anonymous April 26, 2022

Politician Poop

A dump where your colon, and subsequently, the majority of your toilet are full of shit like a politician. This bowel movement is the result of a fiber rich diet, and is noted by several productive pushes, an overuse of toilet paper, and the need to flush more than once to get rid of the mess.

"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to take a politician poop, and it took twenty minutes to flush it all down."

by King12401 July 31, 2022

poop gnome

A "poop gnome" is a slang term that does not have a universally recognized definition. It is most commonly used to refer to a small gay man (no longer on vacation) who loves poop sex.

That poop gnome never shuts up about Hitler.

by poopdefender February 10, 2023

Poop

uhm poop is that brown thing that comes out of your ass

im pooping

by pooooooooooopppp329789ejhd October 9, 2020