john clanger

Synonymous with "join call", frequently used in relation to Discord chats.

John clanger!

by UttermostQuinnyo April 10, 2022

Sir’ John

Sir’ John’s usually have really big dicks they our also really good in bed but they our really strong and muscular

Girl 1: Yea Sir’ John had a really big dick
Girl 2: Was he good at using it
Girl 1: amazing

by yourgaylol November 29, 2023

John McCann Roll

This is the act rolling into a strip club for style in order to get the attention of not only the stripper but the other patrons in the fine establishment.

Guy 1: “Yo, what that chubby kid doin”
Guy 2: “He doin the John McCann Roll into that titty bar”

by GrannyLicker69BangingTime June 08, 2022

John Gallagher III

He is the thiccest man in existence the sound of his asscheeks clapping is louder than Thor smacking the fuck out of a mountain if i was gay id tap that ass we do not stop until nightfall

Bro is that a nuclear bomb or is that just John Gallagher III's asscheeks

by IsBadAtMath November 07, 2023

Sussy John

Sussy John is a fictional character I made up, he’s also a tattoo on my knee cap

“Vote sussy John”

by Johnballs69696969696969 March 05, 2022

Johnned

To come across a catastrophic fuck up of epic proportions

Why is the pallet no longer secure in the racking? Because it has been Johnned

by Dwrhodes85 March 31, 2022

Johnned

To be so extremely faded to the point where you are Johnned

Kyle was so Johnned last night after hitting that crack joint

by JackerCrack March 11, 2023