1. A man, anointed by the sexual gods, who has the ability to juggle more than one woman’s sexual needs at a time. Gifted with endurance, skill and creativity his capabilities are reserved for royalty only.
2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.
2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.
The newly crowned Taco King demanded his crown jewels be kept safe while he finished with the Golden Queen and Duchess Dirty Bird.
by KickstandLover October 15, 2018
Get the Taco Kingmug. She is a dumbass also a milk man. We love bella king bc she’s gay. She likes country boys with trucks. She also likes boys with mullets 🤮
by hens in ok October 9, 2020
Get the bella kingmug. Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet
by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022
Get the king shitmug. by Alfiedl8 January 18, 2022
Get the king peelymug. 
by B-A October 20, 2008
Get the King Belvederemug. An absolute LEGEND of a man who understands that REAL MEN SING. Can typically be found making godlike harmonies as he steals yo girl.
by raptor99 January 4, 2022
Get the Choir Kingmug.