Good-option dilemma

The good-option dilemma is that typical scenario where—for example—some evil authority figure holding you hostage gives you two options: one where you suffer the most and the other where you don't suffer as long as you give them what they want. Obviously you pick the second option out of desperation, but the dilemma here is that no matter what option you choose, in the end the evil figure will still make you suffer (typically by being killed or watching your loved ones die).

I had a good-option dilemma today where my computer's SSD got corrupted and I either had two options: wipe everything and do a clean reinstall of Windows, or pay a few hundred bucks to have some specialist recover the contents. So I paid for the recovery but the people shipped back the wrong drive with somebody else's files! So in the end, I had to wipe my drive no matter which option I went for. This is the good-option dilemma in a nutshell.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 26, 2021

Good Speller

A person who is an angry virgin and as such has plenty of free time and an uptight disposition. They frequently correct the spelling of others for no reason other than to feel superior whilst looking and sounding like a douche to those observing.

This douchebaggery adds to the long odds of them ever having sex and thus the vicious circle continues.

"Your friend Antony is a bit of a douche"
"Yeah, he's a really good speller"

by IamStandingRightBehingYou May 19, 2010

good mortingnoon

a combination of good morning and good afternoon, usually used between 11 am-1:30 pm

good mortingnoon all

by Sexydimma March 7, 2021

Good Morning

When I get rich I need a house wit 13 thick ass Asian women feedin me n wifey grapes

After someone’s says it’s ok to just say good morning.

by 6manoftheyear January 8, 2022

took the good with the bad

Basically accepting the negative with the positive - it doesn't take a fucken genius to figure that one out.

wasn't all negative - took the good with the bad.

by Black_Water_ May 19, 2018

Good morning and god bless

When you go take a shit and bring coffe and breakfast into the bathroom

“I need the bathroom what are you doing”

“I’m doing a Good morning and god bless I need like 20 more minuets”

by Nahb32 May 23, 2018

Goodness

The sauce from the bottom of the pan.

When I serve up food. I like to scrap out all the goodness, from the bottom of the pan.

by Beavis1471 February 17, 2019