Urban Dictionary

Dopest dictionary in the whole damn universe.

John cried tears of joy because of Urban Dictionary

by BobtheLob 35 March 8, 2017

Creator of Urban Dictionary

JEEVAN

JEEVAN PARAYIL CREATOR OF URBAN DICTIONARY

by 523586274384353 April 10, 2023

Urban Dictionary.

Did you seriously look up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary??

You decided to type "Urban Dictionary" on Urban Dictionary. To be honest, good job. You're a failure and a disappointment to society.

by ❦ December 4, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The website you’re on right now.

Person 1: “Hey, have you ever heard of Urban Dictionary?”
Person 2: “Yeah. It’s completely filled with sexual definitions to words that don’t relate to them.”

by Shnshs April 19, 2025

Urban Dictionary

-A place where people sometimes come to learn about definitions of terms they hear but have no clue what they mean.
-A one point was a place for people to make questionable jokes.
-Now full of people that believe they are all mighty and righteous for defining Urban Dictionary
-The new home of Mr. Pork (me) who will define every word in the English language the RIGHT way.

Some random person: Hey, remember the urban dictionary?
Other person: (sighs) Yeah?
Some random person: Well, it's getting redefined by this dude named Mr. Pork.
Other person: Let's hope he's better than everyone else.

by The REAL Mr. Pork December 28, 2022

Urban Dictionary

a place for a bunch of asswipes to get together and come up with goofy definitions for goofy words

"my domain is in the Urban Dictionary!"

by Kennu Silvadhd November 26, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies

Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 29, 2023